Pirates Versus Ninjas Blog

Bill the Pirate?

You can cut out this old school mask and run around with it on while you beat up guys in black pajamas wearing masks.

dude pirates can’t even compete with the russian climbing ninjas….

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Acording to every two year old on the planet, Captain Feathersword will beat the shit out of any ninja. Ninja’s beware of drunk pirates who like to sing!!

This toaster burns the skull and cross bones logo into your toast!!!! DUDE what an amazing idea!!! who thought pirates could be so brilliant?…

Website to purchase said toaster

1/27/08

• Updated theme that works in IE and Firefox
• Added google adsense, unfortunately its not rotating ads?

3/6/07

• Installed Wordpress Cache to avoid site dieing on heavy loads.
• Youtube Video plugin added
• Fixed Site emailing passwords
• Installed Firestats
• Installed easy upload

3/5/07

• Site went live

“It starts with the nominations, which are delivered by Killgaroos. They look like Kangaroos, but they have the temperament of a child actor and the strength of morning breath.”

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Pirates have their own holiday celebrating their unique linguistic style. (International Talk Like A Pirate Day) http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Ninjas need subtitles to even be understood.

Cool Pirate Video Game

A Ninja Video Game (Note: possible ninja connection to nazism)

Pirate Costume.

Ninja Costume

Jack Sparrow Owns His Own Ship

Frumpy Owns a dish of fake pumpkins.

to be cont…

10 points for creativity. -10 for being pirate fags.

Pirate: pi·rate - [pahy-ruht]
1. One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation.
2. One who preys on others; a plunderer.
3. One who is a bad mother fucker.
4. One who owns ninjas.