Pirates Versus Ninjas Blog

Need I Say More?

Let me introduce you to my pirate friend!!!

I would like to see some Ninja retards top this!!!

They are so lazy that this site it now becoming overrun by ninja pwning pirates content… If i was a pirate i would be ashamed and probably wouldn’t show my face either….

ps. pirates suck at posting good content.

for good measure

• Ninja don’t sweat. Not even during ninja sex. Ever.
• Bullets can’t kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.
• Ninja invented skateboarding.
• Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
• Ninja never wear headbands with the word “ninja” printed on them.
• Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
• Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.
• Ninja don’t smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
• Ninja always land on their feet. If they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs.
• Ninja invented the internet. All of it.
• Ninja don’t eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
• Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
• Ninja don’t play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.
• Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
• Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to brag.
• Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
• Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
• Whenever a ninja masterbates people get hurt.

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“I don’t see a single bad ass thing about Captain Morgan here. What does he do that so great? Stand there with his foot on a keg? What a loser. He wears this plumy, fruity red suit and a little musketeer hat. I don’t see a peg leg, I don’t see a hook, parrot, or eye patch. Oooohhh, but he has sweet rum you say. Bollocks! A real bad ass pirate would drink gasoline, or at the very least, 151, not this fruity sweet sugar beverage known as Captain Morgan’s Rum.”