Captain Morgan is a wack
“I don’t see a single bad ass thing about Captain Morgan here. What does he do that so great? Stand there with his foot on a keg? What a loser. He wears this plumy, fruity red suit and a little musketeer hat. I don’t see a peg leg, I don’t see a hook, parrot, or eye patch. Oooohhh, but he has sweet rum you say. Bollocks! A real bad ass pirate would drink gasoline, or at the very least, 151, not this fruity sweet sugar beverage known as Captain Morgan’s Rum.”
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You made some good points there but I feel you failed to graps the reality of why the capitain really is cool. HE IS NOT A NINJA!!!
The reason captain morgan is so bad ass is because he was the only non-jamaican to be appointed govourner of jamaica… - idiots
And your a retard - he didnt drink the swill that he sold to the public - he probably drank his own private reserve of jamaican rum and if you dont believe me think about this; How good does your rum have to be to be appointed govourner of jamaica for it… Jamaica knows its rum - so go drink your gasoline, i prefer to enjoy my alcohol instead of drink it for the sole perpose of getting shitterred.
I just found this when i did a random google search for captain morgan (because i don’t have much to do at the moment). i second alex’s comment and would like to add that the rum that the real Captain Henry Morgan drank was about 3 times stronger than what is sold today (hence why pirates mixed it with water, sugar, nutmeg, and citrus juices to make Grog so that the rum would last longer) and that all that stuff about how he didn’t have a peg leg or an eyepatch etc. is supid because most real pirates didn’t have those anyways. go do your research before you make fun of any pirate especially Sir Henry Morgan. and pirates do not suck. end of discussion.
and ps. what kind of dumbass would drink gasoline? that wouldn’t get you drunk it would kill you.
Pirates are stupid enough to do it.
I just stumbled across this page like miss ashley did, and I feel compelled to stick up for my buddy!! All I have to say is that the Captain is a Bad mofo! That is why he doesn’t have a patch, hook, or peg leg; their isn’t anybody tough enough to cause that kind of damage to the captain!! I see Ninjas getting their asses kicked all the time, but never once have I ever seen ‘ol Morgan getting his ass kicked; he however has kicked my ass once or twice!! I will have my captains back to the end, ARRRGGH…….
Mr. Morgans a hottie, even if hes a little fruity. I love his little musketeer hat… lets see you pull it off? Nobody has ever got me drunk off my ass like Morgan!
yeh see ninjas could own pirates because we have clear minds while you artards cant walk strait
Like many of the other posters, I did a random google search for Captain Morgan because he kicks ass, and my views are very similar to the rest of their’s. Bastard.
I agree with all thouse for the Captain. He was a hard arse and if you did ya history you would know this. You and ya ninjas would not last two minutes out on the sea with a real pirate crew. go do ya history you sad mother fo