yah see yoda can never be a pirate because he has positive I.Q. level
Oceans11 December 13th, 2007
2:13 am
Yoda farts ninjas bones. When ninjas see Yoda, they take off their masks and say arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh.
Gods_Knight December 13th, 2007
5:44 pm
bullshit
Oceans11 December 13th, 2007
6:25 pm
That comes after the bone farting, everybody knows that, get with the program. I don’t want to be mean but you are a bit slow for a god, are you sure your not like a god helper or intern maybe? It’s cool to pump yourself up though; I think Dr. Phil would be pretty proud of you, having high goals and all trying to be a god and all.
Just in case (only trying to help don’t want you to embarass yourself) isn’t it spelled goodnight?
Gods_Knight December 14th, 2007
12:30 am
wow you talk alot but say so little. you cant fart out a bone yoda isn’t real sorry to break it to you. and your right I’m not a god I’m actually agnostic im just so good at call of duty4 that I’m good as a god’s knight. are u some 50 year old lady who watches Dr. Phil enough to make a refrence
Oceans11 December 14th, 2007
12:39 am
I’m the Latvian Minister of Knowledge, look no further on your quest grasshopper. (Dr. Phil is an operative.) Come to the light, Yoda will guide they way, we all become tired on the quest for knowledge and it is a bit tiresome watching ninjas asses being constatnly kicked by pirates. And yes Yoda can fart bones, he’s Yoda dammit, you may think Chuck Norris was bad but Yoda grew him from a nose hair trimming. Yoda could fart a walrus if he wanted. He is Yoda the kick ass pirate!!!!
Gods_Knight December 14th, 2007
9:54 pm
wow u are stupid can a pirate bounce off walls :no! ; can ninjas:yes! ; can yoda:yes! see the resemblance yoda is a ninja not a fucking dumb ass-pirate
rokstr231 December 14th, 2007
10:12 pm
Foghorn he ain’t wearing a ninja hat
oceans11 December 14th, 2007
10:16 pm
If he was riding a horse he would be a cowboy, if he were wearing a beret he would be french, alas it is a pirate hat so as they say, thar she blows matey!! Ha Ha you loser, you must be wearing a looser hat I bet it looks stupid with your ninja pajamas.
Gods_Knight December 16th, 2007
2:15 pm
you are dumb fucks its called photo shop
Terror_of_the_deep February 9th, 2008
12:03 am
your all dumb…no yoda is not a pirate, he is not a ninja. Yoda is, in fact, a jedi. A hat means nothing. Just because you wear a costume it don’t mean that you ARE something. The more I involve myself in the little pirates vs. ninjas game the more I hate it. I’ll tell you why because a bunch of idiots like you who are posers and just want to pretend your something and not know what it’s truely about. Have any of you ever really set sail with a cutlass by your side? have any of you ever fired a cannon? Have any of you ever leaped from building to building? Have any of you ever ran across a wall? my guess to most of those are no…so when you decide to move up to the big leagues…then come and talk
Leon Jordan February 9th, 2008
12:09 am
Have you ever fought a sith lord? At least pirates and ninjas were aand are real, the last time I checked jedi master was not a class at the local community college?? do I sense a bit of jealousy? Was piracy not in the jedi handbook? Ninjas Suck and Yoda is a kick ass pirate!!
Terror_of_the_deep February 9th, 2008
3:09 pm
i will admit no i havent fought a sith lord. you want to know why? because they’re not freakin real! yea and your right “jedi master” is not a major…but neither is pirate or ninja. so why would i be jealous of a ninja? why would i be jealous of a jedi? who could be when your a pirate! besides your born a pirate. you can be taught the ways of a jedi or ninja…but piracy is something that’s not truely taught. i bet you look at Johnny Depp to see what a pirate was like…NO…pirates were nothing like that…have you ever researched pirates? proly not…so dont try to cross blades with a pirate mate…ye’ll get sent to the depths
caleb-the-swab February 9th, 2008
3:19 pm
ok i accidentally posted taht post but as terror wrote about johnny depp isnt a real pirate but oh well like i said you peoplke know nothing youve never loaded a cannon or put black powder in a flintlock pistol arrrmen people make me so mad when you think you know so much about piracy but none of you ahve set sail and no nothing of it not the feeing youve never been caught in bad storms you miss the whole idea and feeling of piracy
caleb-the-swab February 9th, 2008
3:22 pm
arrrmen not to mention i bet you scalliwags dont even know who one of the most notorious pirates is and its not black beard ever heard of black bart? mary reede? anne bonney? calico jack rackham? i bet you donw even know who ended black barts career or who even inspired black bart to take up piracy much less his real name
caleb-the-swab February 9th, 2008
3:24 pm
and all you lubbers with your talk of iq levels ninjas could never operate a ship or keep a crew in mind i bet they cant even keep there mind stable in the heat of a sea battle to fire cannons off the batteries i bet most of you dont even know three main batteries of a ship to fire cannons off of not even to mention know your cannons and pistols and weaponry
caleb-the-swab February 9th, 2008
3:42 pm
arrwell mateys im out
Yoda_is_Yoda_you_dumb_ass February 13th, 2008
8:08 pm
i cant believe you people would insult yoda he isnt a pirate ninja or cow boy
oceans11 February 13th, 2008
8:11 pm
then why is he wearing a pirate hat? I think the visual evidence is overwhelming, pirate.
Be a Pirate be a king February 14th, 2008
8:36 pm
i can explain this you miserable excuse for a pirate. some noob that has no sense or life went into photo shop and put the eye patch and hat on and changed the sword. Dont say dumb stuff…why you ask? because you make pirates look bad…you honestly sound like you have the intelligence of a ninja…and we know how much that is…we wont say here as not to embarass no one…but…dont say dumb stuff
oceans11 February 14th, 2008
9:35 pm
that picture is so not photoshoped, I know this may embarass Yoda but we were in college together, that picture was taken during a secret frat ceremony. If you want to verify that you can look Yoda up in the college yearbook he was a member in good standing of pi ninja die.
Be a pirate be a king February 14th, 2008
11:57 pm
o yea…and i thot ninjas were dumb. wait this is worse i thot brittany spears have gone coo-coo…dude…get off ur butt and GET A LIFE…you are a disgrace to the war effort of the pirates…we should make you walk the freakin plank…
Terror_of_the_deep February 15th, 2008
12:00 am
haha…wow…there are some num-nums on here…wow…the more you posers argue the more it makes me laugh…arr…yer minds be gone…ye been in the sun too long mate…
Gods_Knight February 15th, 2008
12:41 am
hey numb-nutts i’m back to own you all (again) its called photo shop and Yoda didn’t go to college or any school not even preschool, since hes a ninja hes so smart he didn’t need to
Terror_of_the_deep February 15th, 2008
7:19 am
i think this is the only time ill ever agree with a ninja…there are some num-nums here…
Be a pirate be a king February 15th, 2008
7:20 am
own you all again…i read all these comments…that caleb guy and that terror guy beasted you and that other guy…re re
I have overwhelming proof that “Be a pirate be a king” is also “Terror_of_the_deep” Trying to back himself. Just goes to prove that “pirates are the WEAK”.
Terror_of_the_deep February 15th, 2008
3:23 pm
why would you insult me like that…where do you get this? that dude is a noob…
Ocean11 February 15th, 2008
3:28 pm
Yeah quit insulting the goofball he does enough on his own!!!!
This is like a gang bang of amputee midgets, im out this thread.
Ocean11 February 15th, 2008
4:09 pm
I like chicken, I like milk, rum is tasty and drinks like silk, When I see Yoda, Pirate I think so Screw the ninjas and give me my drink!!!
Yoda is so a pirate just watch him walk, Duh
Terror_of_the_deep February 15th, 2008
4:11 pm
hey you boys need to get a grip and find some real pirates and ninjas…then you can get them to train you and you can fight to the death and watch you incompetent land masses try to fight…if you need a real pirate talk to me…i know quite a few people who actually sail, fire cannons, raise sails, etc. how does he know them you ask? cuz i am one…btw has anybody ever noticed how monster is always talking or insulting someone with some kind of sexual joke…i say its to compensate for some other “short comings” lol. i bet he’s got a centimeter peter
oceans11 February 15th, 2008
4:14 pm
Monster tee pee for his little pee pee
joe the pirate February 15th, 2008
4:35 pm
AAAARRRR…who be the scalywag disgracin the pirates with this green creature
yoda February 16th, 2008
6:55 pm
wow all you are dumb asses this whole thing is dumb don’t argue over me i know im amazing but come on people don’t disgrace me with title of pirate
Yarrrrr….what is the deal with Pirates and Ninjas? Have you been eating Savory Deviate Delight or something? And to think of all the effort expended in this whimsical endeavor, and all for what…to read people’s bitchy replies (yes, like this one…)??
Yarr, matey, ye must be sloggin the Whiskey in a Jar-ohh…whack for yer daddy-oh…er, somethin like that…
“..I’m gonna give you some spanks…” -teh_pwnerer
be_happy_orelse April 15th, 2008
11:07 pm
okay everyone, sure a pirate yoda can beat alot of things,and sure pirates have cool costumes, big ships,and bad ass cannons…. but think about this for a moment…
pirates go out to sea with only MEN, priates rob/pillage and rape ships that only have MEN, and because they go to sea their called SEAMEN,
Ninjas have cooler stealth suits then pirates, and dodge their guns and chop their heads off, are sweet ass asian mercs, theives and assassians, and dont go out to sea with only men…. so in the end, its a close fight but i like ninjas better (also its a close fight without weighing in the fact that CHUCK NORRIS may be a ninja, now pirate fans BEAT THAT)
be_happy_orelse April 15th, 2008
11:19 pm
okay well now you all know my side, im going to dis terror of the deep. there are 2 options, either hes a nerd that makes a fake life on the internet. or hes a pirate that steals from ships in milasia, the carribean and third world countrys oceans. If he is a modern pirate
then why would he have a cutlass…. he should have a gun…. also that but from what i read about them/interviews i hardly doubt they have internet, or would admit to being pirates…… if your are a modern day pirate your probably getting high, waiting for a next job or doing something else, also the only people who are a pirates are poor people who need cash…. also robbing people for money in real life isnt cool…. (in movies its awsome, real life killing people for cash isnt cool..)
be_happy_ninja April 16th, 2008
12:12 am
i just thought of something, sorry for all those looking at my typing rant but i forgot the most obvious thing that terror of the deep is, someone who said im a pirate so he can laugh at people complain/bitch/ be guilable and belive him…. (this comment falls under those sections as well….) so thats the most likely answer, i would bet money on it…….. also if anyone bets on him being an actual pirate i would check your IQ (firing a cannon wtf…. nobdy uses cannons anymore…..)
ok i said i wouldn’t come back and post but i do like coming back to see what people say…but anyways…i want some hard proof that people dont fire cannons off ships anymore. as a matter of fact a know they do if you’re talking modern, the missiles on US navy ships are basically an advanced cannon. if your talking modern again they still make and sail cannons for use on ships, apparently someone(cough cough)doesn’t know facts. and why would i have a gun…let me explain it my way…with guns almost any moronic ninja could pull the bloody trigger but with a sword it takes skill…armen mate ye dont were i be or of me ship cuz ye know not what ye speak of…
DUDE ninjas use swords, badass swords. Id love to see a ninja versus a pirate in a sword fight. I pirate would be tasting his own blood in heart beat.
CHUPA June 9th, 2008
7:59 pm
well dont read this as if i were a pirate or a ninja hater/fan, but didn’t it ever occur to you that both of these (pirate/ninja) are PROFFESIONS?? your IQ is not dependant upon whether or not you have learned how to sail a ship or if you have been taught to do anything for that matter. take any 2 people and giving them different training they are bound to know different things! IMAGINE THAT!!! alternatively you take a person and train them to be a banker or to be an investment specialist does being trained to do one of those make you smarter than if you were trained to do the other??
i do not blame you for disagreeing with each other but come on, you cant possibly expect to coorelate intelligence with a profession. intelligence and knowlege are two different things, dont get them mixed up!
and now you get to know that i support ninjas but dont hold a grudge against pirates for being themselves
yah see yoda can never be a pirate because he has positive I.Q. level
Yoda farts ninjas bones. When ninjas see Yoda, they take off their masks and say arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh.
bullshit
That comes after the bone farting, everybody knows that, get with the program. I don’t want to be mean but you are a bit slow for a god, are you sure your not like a god helper or intern maybe? It’s cool to pump yourself up though; I think Dr. Phil would be pretty proud of you, having high goals and all trying to be a god and all.
Just in case (only trying to help don’t want you to embarass yourself) isn’t it spelled goodnight?
wow you talk alot but say so little. you cant fart out a bone yoda isn’t real sorry to break it to you. and your right I’m not a god I’m actually agnostic im just so good at call of duty4 that I’m good as a god’s knight. are u some 50 year old lady who watches Dr. Phil enough to make a refrence
I’m the Latvian Minister of Knowledge, look no further on your quest grasshopper. (Dr. Phil is an operative.) Come to the light, Yoda will guide they way, we all become tired on the quest for knowledge and it is a bit tiresome watching ninjas asses being constatnly kicked by pirates. And yes Yoda can fart bones, he’s Yoda dammit, you may think Chuck Norris was bad but Yoda grew him from a nose hair trimming. Yoda could fart a walrus if he wanted. He is Yoda the kick ass pirate!!!!
wow u are stupid can a pirate bounce off walls :no! ; can ninjas:yes! ; can yoda:yes! see the resemblance yoda is a ninja not a fucking dumb ass-pirate
Foghorn he ain’t wearing a ninja hat
If he was riding a horse he would be a cowboy, if he were wearing a beret he would be french, alas it is a pirate hat so as they say, thar she blows matey!! Ha Ha you loser, you must be wearing a looser hat I bet it looks stupid with your ninja pajamas.
you are dumb fucks its called photo shop
your all dumb…no yoda is not a pirate, he is not a ninja. Yoda is, in fact, a jedi. A hat means nothing. Just because you wear a costume it don’t mean that you ARE something. The more I involve myself in the little pirates vs. ninjas game the more I hate it. I’ll tell you why because a bunch of idiots like you who are posers and just want to pretend your something and not know what it’s truely about. Have any of you ever really set sail with a cutlass by your side? have any of you ever fired a cannon? Have any of you ever leaped from building to building? Have any of you ever ran across a wall? my guess to most of those are no…so when you decide to move up to the big leagues…then come and talk
Have you ever fought a sith lord? At least pirates and ninjas were aand are real, the last time I checked jedi master was not a class at the local community college?? do I sense a bit of jealousy? Was piracy not in the jedi handbook? Ninjas Suck and Yoda is a kick ass pirate!!
i will admit no i havent fought a sith lord. you want to know why? because they’re not freakin real! yea and your right “jedi master” is not a major…but neither is pirate or ninja. so why would i be jealous of a ninja? why would i be jealous of a jedi? who could be when your a pirate! besides your born a pirate. you can be taught the ways of a jedi or ninja…but piracy is something that’s not truely taught. i bet you look at Johnny Depp to see what a pirate was like…NO…pirates were nothing like that…have you ever researched pirates? proly not…so dont try to cross blades with a pirate mate…ye’ll get sent to the depths
ok i accidentally posted taht post but as terror wrote about johnny depp isnt a real pirate but oh well like i said you peoplke know nothing youve never loaded a cannon or put black powder in a flintlock pistol arrrmen people make me so mad when you think you know so much about piracy but none of you ahve set sail and no nothing of it not the feeing youve never been caught in bad storms you miss the whole idea and feeling of piracy
arrrmen not to mention i bet you scalliwags dont even know who one of the most notorious pirates is and its not black beard ever heard of black bart? mary reede? anne bonney? calico jack rackham? i bet you donw even know who ended black barts career or who even inspired black bart to take up piracy much less his real name
and all you lubbers with your talk of iq levels ninjas could never operate a ship or keep a crew in mind i bet they cant even keep there mind stable in the heat of a sea battle to fire cannons off the batteries i bet most of you dont even know three main batteries of a ship to fire cannons off of not even to mention know your cannons and pistols and weaponry
arrwell mateys im out
i cant believe you people would insult yoda he isnt a pirate ninja or cow boy
then why is he wearing a pirate hat? I think the visual evidence is overwhelming, pirate.
i can explain this you miserable excuse for a pirate. some noob that has no sense or life went into photo shop and put the eye patch and hat on and changed the sword. Dont say dumb stuff…why you ask? because you make pirates look bad…you honestly sound like you have the intelligence of a ninja…and we know how much that is…we wont say here as not to embarass no one…but…dont say dumb stuff
that picture is so not photoshoped, I know this may embarass Yoda but we were in college together, that picture was taken during a secret frat ceremony. If you want to verify that you can look Yoda up in the college yearbook he was a member in good standing of pi ninja die.
o yea…and i thot ninjas were dumb. wait this is worse i thot brittany spears have gone coo-coo…dude…get off ur butt and GET A LIFE…you are a disgrace to the war effort of the pirates…we should make you walk the freakin plank…
haha…wow…there are some num-nums on here…wow…the more you posers argue the more it makes me laugh…arr…yer minds be gone…ye been in the sun too long mate…
hey numb-nutts i’m back to own you all (again) its called photo shop and Yoda didn’t go to college or any school not even preschool, since hes a ninja hes so smart he didn’t need to
i think this is the only time ill ever agree with a ninja…there are some num-nums here…
own you all again…i read all these comments…that caleb guy and that terror guy beasted you and that other guy…re re
I have overwhelming proof that “Be a pirate be a king” is also “Terror_of_the_deep” Trying to back himself. Just goes to prove that “pirates are the WEAK”.
why would you insult me like that…where do you get this? that dude is a noob…
Yeah quit insulting the goofball he does enough on his own!!!!
Moster eats chicken turds!!!!!
This is like a gang bang of amputee midgets, im out this thread.
I like chicken, I like milk, rum is tasty and drinks like silk, When I see Yoda, Pirate I think so Screw the ninjas and give me my drink!!!
Yoda is so a pirate just watch him walk, Duh
hey you boys need to get a grip and find some real pirates and ninjas…then you can get them to train you and you can fight to the death and watch you incompetent land masses try to fight…if you need a real pirate talk to me…i know quite a few people who actually sail, fire cannons, raise sails, etc. how does he know them you ask? cuz i am one…btw has anybody ever noticed how monster is always talking or insulting someone with some kind of sexual joke…i say its to compensate for some other “short comings” lol. i bet he’s got a centimeter peter
Monster tee pee for his little pee pee
AAAARRRR…who be the scalywag disgracin the pirates with this green creature
wow all you are dumb asses this whole thing is dumb don’t argue over me i know im amazing but come on people don’t disgrace me with title of pirate
Yarrrrr….what is the deal with Pirates and Ninjas? Have you been eating Savory Deviate Delight or something? And to think of all the effort expended in this whimsical endeavor, and all for what…to read people’s bitchy replies (yes, like this one…)??
Yarr, matey, ye must be sloggin the Whiskey in a Jar-ohh…whack for yer daddy-oh…er, somethin like that…
“..I’m gonna give you some spanks…” -teh_pwnerer
okay everyone, sure a pirate yoda can beat alot of things,and sure pirates have cool costumes, big ships,and bad ass cannons…. but think about this for a moment…
pirates go out to sea with only MEN, priates rob/pillage and rape ships that only have MEN, and because they go to sea their called SEAMEN,
Ninjas have cooler stealth suits then pirates, and dodge their guns and chop their heads off, are sweet ass asian mercs, theives and assassians, and dont go out to sea with only men…. so in the end, its a close fight but i like ninjas better (also its a close fight without weighing in the fact that CHUCK NORRIS may be a ninja, now pirate fans BEAT THAT)
okay well now you all know my side, im going to dis terror of the deep. there are 2 options, either hes a nerd that makes a fake life on the internet. or hes a pirate that steals from ships in milasia, the carribean and third world countrys oceans. If he is a modern pirate
then why would he have a cutlass…. he should have a gun…. also that but from what i read about them/interviews i hardly doubt they have internet, or would admit to being pirates…… if your are a modern day pirate your probably getting high, waiting for a next job or doing something else, also the only people who are a pirates are poor people who need cash…. also robbing people for money in real life isnt cool…. (in movies its awsome, real life killing people for cash isnt cool..)
i just thought of something, sorry for all those looking at my typing rant but i forgot the most obvious thing that terror of the deep is, someone who said im a pirate so he can laugh at people complain/bitch/ be guilable and belive him…. (this comment falls under those sections as well….) so thats the most likely answer, i would bet money on it…….. also if anyone bets on him being an actual pirate i would check your IQ (firing a cannon wtf…. nobdy uses cannons anymore…..)
rofl!
ok i said i wouldn’t come back and post but i do like coming back to see what people say…but anyways…i want some hard proof that people dont fire cannons off ships anymore. as a matter of fact a know they do if you’re talking modern, the missiles on US navy ships are basically an advanced cannon. if your talking modern again they still make and sail cannons for use on ships, apparently someone(cough cough)doesn’t know facts. and why would i have a gun…let me explain it my way…with guns almost any moronic ninja could pull the bloody trigger but with a sword it takes skill…armen mate ye dont were i be or of me ship cuz ye know not what ye speak of…
DUDE ninjas use swords, badass swords. Id love to see a ninja versus a pirate in a sword fight. I pirate would be tasting his own blood in heart beat.
well dont read this as if i were a pirate or a ninja hater/fan, but didn’t it ever occur to you that both of these (pirate/ninja) are PROFFESIONS?? your IQ is not dependant upon whether or not you have learned how to sail a ship or if you have been taught to do anything for that matter. take any 2 people and giving them different training they are bound to know different things! IMAGINE THAT!!! alternatively you take a person and train them to be a banker or to be an investment specialist does being trained to do one of those make you smarter than if you were trained to do the other??
i do not blame you for disagreeing with each other but come on, you cant possibly expect to coorelate intelligence with a profession. intelligence and knowlege are two different things, dont get them mixed up!
and now you get to know that i support ninjas but dont hold a grudge against pirates for being themselves