Pirates Versus Ninjas Blog

>компютриtes lack depth perception because of their eye patches. Thus their single shot pee shooters are useless. They can’t judge where to swing a sword; making any attempted resistance against a ninja useless. Because pirates lack basic mathimatical skill they are unable to calculate at what angle to shoot their cannons (unless they are right beside someone of course, but by that time the British Royal Navy would have drown their asses); and thus are forced to resort to more primative methods i.e. trial and error. HOWEVER, lacking the basic skills of depth perceptionmake them unable to gauge whether they are close to hitting a target or not. (I mean even bees have primitive depth perception, come on.) Therefore, pirates shall be deemed fullest of fail.