No Depth Perception
>компютриtes lack depth perception because of their eye patches. Thus their single shot pee shooters are useless. They can’t judge where to swing a sword; making any attempted resistance against a ninja useless. Because pirates lack basic mathimatical skill they are unable to calculate at what angle to shoot their cannons (unless they are right beside someone of course, but by that time the British Royal Navy would have drown their asses); and thus are forced to resort to more primative methods i.e. trial and error. HOWEVER, lacking the basic skills of depth perceptionmake them unable to gauge whether they are close to hitting a target or not. (I mean even bees have primitive depth perception, come on.) Therefore, pirates shall be deemed fullest of fail.
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Well, the reason pirates wear eye patches is so that when they traverse from below deck, to on the deck, or from a dark place to a bright place, they won’t get disoriented, thus they switch their patch to another eye depending on the situation. Thus their eye patches are a help, not a hinder.
I am aware of the eye patch’s original intent, however it still causes a lack of depth perception. Even if they were to remove their eye patches in order to regain the presious ability to percieve objects in context, the eye that had the patch on it would be blinded temperarily by light (Giving Ninja’s or the British Navy enough time to easily gain the upper hand).
How can you talk bad about someones mathematics when you can’t even spell the damn word!?!?!?
Ninjas shall be deemed the fullest of fail; they allways have to hide their shame of getting pwned by being anally raped and castrated by their own weapon which pirates have charged in and stolen from them. That’s why they pull off little cheap shots like the “pirates ARRR gay” members on here do so that they can get revenge for all the damage they have received by their successors. Pirates just havent had enough time to make comebacks like I am now because we are too busy living life, banging the ninjas’ moms and such, to have time to post anti-pirate propaganda on a site which values annonimity, a ninja’s best friend. Quite frankly, I feel my wewee is becomming more “ninja like” just writing on here, so to preserve my manhood, I think I’ll go out and bang that guy’s mom who made that anti-pirate picture again. Later ninja fags, have fun making a response.
For one thing, I have no need to spell “mathematics” correctly so long as I can calculate and plot a vector field (can you “Joe”?). Second: please do not respond to my original comment with deplorable ‘pirate like’ grammar *cough Ninja Killer faggot* (I said grammar not spelling). If you can’t communicate your response correctly, then please ’stfu’.