Pirates Versus Ninjas Blog

>компютриtes lack depth perception because of their eye patches. Thus their single shot pee shooters are useless. They can’t judge where to swing a sword; making any attempted resistance against a ninja useless. Because pirates lack basic mathimatical skill they are unable to calculate at what angle to shoot their cannons (unless they are right beside someone of course, but by that time the British Royal Navy would have drown their asses); and thus are forced to resort to more primative methods i.e. trial and error. HOWEVER, lacking the basic skills of depth perceptionmake them unable to gauge whether they are close to hitting a target or not. (I mean even bees have primitive depth perception, come on.) Therefore, pirates shall be deemed fullest of fail.

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So the upgrade went pretty smooth as far as I’m concerned. I moved directory structure of the server around and managed to break everything temperately. One big issue for me is Flexible Uploads plugin doesn’t work with the new version of Wordpress. The default image uploading is not as easy to use and doesn’t work well in Firefox beta3. So we will be waiting patiently here at PvN for an upgrade of the plugin. In the mean time, do you best in posting new content and message me if you have any problems

It is apparent this site has recently be pirated with propaganda. Some slack ass pirates think they can just come in here spouting a bunch of bullshit and think they can get away with it. I for one want to see emperial evidence in the form of photographs of why pirates are better then ninjas.

They are so lazy that this site it now becoming overrun by ninja pwning pirates content… If i was a pirate i would be ashamed and probably wouldn’t show my face either….

ps. pirates suck at posting good content.

for good measure

“I don’t see a single bad ass thing about Captain Morgan here. What does he do that so great? Stand there with his foot on a keg? What a loser. He wears this plumy, fruity red suit and a little musketeer hat. I don’t see a peg leg, I don’t see a hook, parrot, or eye patch. Oooohhh, but he has sweet rum you say. Bollocks! A real bad ass pirate would drink gasoline, or at the very least, 151, not this fruity sweet sugar beverage known as Captain Morgan’s Rum.”