Pirates Versus Ninjas Blog

Jedi rule over all

BuggaET — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:10:56 +0000

No Depth Perception

Joshsou — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:00:42 +0000

>компютриtes lack depth perception because of their eye patches. Thus their single shot pee shooters are useless. They can’t judge where to swing a sword; making any attempted resistance against a ninja useless. Because pirates lack basic mathimatical skill they are unable to calculate at what angle to shoot their cannons (unless they are right beside someone of course, but by that time the British Royal Navy would have drown their asses); and thus are forced to resort to more primative methods i.e. trial and error. HOWEVER, lacking the basic skills of depth perceptionmake them unable to gauge whether they are close to hitting a target or not. (I mean even bees have primitive depth perception, come on.) Therefore, pirates shall be deemed fullest of fail.

Suck it Ninjas!!!

Fockninjas — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:55:07 +0000

I think the images sums it up

monster — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:26:02 +0000

Click on the image to goto the order page

Pirates Versus Ninjas upgraded to Wordpress 2.5

monster — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:57:08 +0000

So the upgrade went pretty smooth as far as I’m concerned. I moved directory structure of the server around and managed to break everything temperately. One big issue for me is Flexible Uploads plugin doesn’t work with the new version of Wordpress. The default image uploading is not as easy to use and doesn’t work well in Firefox beta3. So we will be waiting patiently here at PvN for an upgrade of the plugin. In the mean time, do you best in posting new content and message me if you have any problems

Lady power

BuggaET — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:36:04 +0000

Matt Damon a Pirate Badass

jholbrook — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:42:06 +0000

You ninja pussy’s are going down!!

Pirate Propaganda

monster — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:06:23 +0000

It is apparent this site has recently be pirated with propaganda. Some slack ass pirates think they can just come in here spouting a bunch of bullshit and think they can get away with it. I for one want to see emperial evidence in the form of photographs of why pirates are better then ninjas.

Ninja Matrix Cartoon

monster — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:06:21 +0000

Ninja on a rapt0r

monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:35:12 +0000